Title: Planetary Clerk
Reference: XCJ-W3-GC1196
Salary: 0.05 EC per annum
Contract: Permanent or seasonal
Location: Scyldaron, Scyldari Confederacy
Employer: Scyldari Prosperity Faction
Have you always wanted a career in Clerking? Then it’s your lucky day!
This amazing job offers all the exciting repetition of a 9-5 job, combined with the thrill of sitting at a desk. And yes, you read that right, you get your own desk!*
The Scyldari Commonwealth is looking for an entry-level Clerk to help manage a newly constructed Commercial Zone on Sclydaron.
The job includes:
Clerking shit
Producing trade value, whatever tf that means
Gossiping with Linda, your middle-aged bestie two desks down (yass queen!)
Crippling existentialism
Carpal tunnel syndrome
*desk is shared
Entry-level job; 3-15 years prior experience working in Clerking essential
Good working knowledge of office interpersonal dynamics to facilitate gossip with Linda, because who else are you going to talk to? Sarah? Girl pls. 2055 called, it wants its outfit back.
Being happy to get on with your silly little job which helps to pay for silly things to give some silly little meaning to your silly little life
