Criminal (Internship)

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JOB DETAILS

Title: Criminal (Internship)

Reference: XCJ-X9-HS0009

Salary: Internship, negotiated rate

Contract: Permanent, seasonal, temporary

Location: Zumakan, Hazbuzan

Employer: Hazbuzan Syndicate

JOB DESCRIPTION

Do you style yourself as a self-made entrepreneur? Can you see yourself rising from rags to riches through hard work and personal sacrifice?

If so, you should consider a career in becoming a Criminal!

Criminality offers a wide variety of illegal activities to partake in, from piracy to drug trafficking to energy credit laundering and more! You are your only limit.

The Hazbuzan Syndicate is proud to offer an internship towards entry level crime.

Successful candidates will start with low-level operations such as assisting the running of an underground drug lab.

Training will be provided on the job.

Excellent health and dental plan included.

JOB REQUIREMENTS
  • Be honest and reliable

  • Have a ‘can-do’ attitude

  • Previous criminal record and/or time spent on a penal colony is ideal but not mandatory

  • Previous Enforcer role, or preferably current Enforcer role is highly sought

  • Confident in processing high volumes of off-shore energy credits

  • No snitching


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