New Astral Rift Opening Fuels Fears Of Space Gentrification

U-Poll
Written By Ashley Easterbrook

A new astral rift has opened in the Terminax System, prompting concerns from neighboring residents that the cluster is becoming increasingly gentrified. What do you think?

“I don’t think rental prices will shift unless something is done about those roving packs of feral space amoeba. ”
— Han Sa | Admiral | UNE
“We all knew this was coming ever since the Artisan Troupe opened their college here.”
— Glorsig | Floating Gasbag | Glorb Dominion
“I’ve already joined the Equinox branch that’s opened inside the rift. ”
— Irb'Na | Clerk | Zonasi Empire
Ashley Easterbrook

Name: Ashley Easterbrook

AKA: /u/ipser

Species: Blorg

Award winning journalist, former president of the Blorg Commonality and runner up in ‘Blorg’s Next Top Fungoid’, Ashley Easterbrook joined the Comet News Network in 2111 as chief political correspondent. Aged 160, Ashley’s sturdy flagella bring decades of experience and tasty tacos to the news team.

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