Dome 5 security have traced a man wanted in connection with performing a lewd act on a Triboelectric Scrubber. Security officers stated area colonist Charles Grayson (pictured) was caught on CCTV making “inappropriate use” of the anti-dust pulse emitter while on a spacewalk yesterday. Area gossip Mindy Malarkey told KXNO3 - “I’ve never seen anything like it. The way he was gyrating and thrusting…. I might have to go over for a closer inspection tonight. For… research purposes.”
Area Colonist Detained Following Inappropriate Use Of Triboelectric Scrubber
