Narban Tidehunter

ANCHOR, SPORT

Narban Tidehunter is the co-anchor of Xenonion Sport, providing coverage and commentary on interstellar athletics alongside his longtime colleague Lurgg the Impaler.

A retired professional swimmer and former Olympiad champion for the Blub Confederation, Tidehunter made history both in and out of the water.

Tidehunter was voted the Galaxy’s Sexiest Dolphinoid in 2245, a title he still holds with modest pride (and frequent mention).

Known for his calm, considered analysis and warm on-air demeanor, Tidehunter often brings a much-needed balance to the more combative energy of his co-host.

His fanbase spans multiple systems, and his signature sign-off “stay buoyant!” has become a minor cultural catchphrase in several oceanic colonies.

ANCHORS
Ashley Easterbrook

Name: Ashley Easterbrook

AKA: /u/ipser

Species: Blorg

Award winning journalist, former president of the Blorg Commonality and runner up in ‘Blorg’s Next Top Fungoid’, Ashley Easterbrook joined the Comet News Network in 2111 as chief political correspondent. Aged 160, Ashley’s sturdy flagella bring decades of experience and tasty tacos to the news team.

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