Researchers have warned that this month could see the biggest surge in levels of jeff since records began.

The new predictions are based on monitoring undertaken by several independent media watchgroups, who registered a 550% increase in the concentration of jeff in the last week alone.

Jeff levels had previously been relatively static, and these new findings have dashed hopes that the galaxy had finally hit “peak jeff.”

Experts have described the situation as “worrying and compelling,” and have urged governments to urgently look at means to cut rates of jeff.

“Jeff sinks like social media have been critical for shielding us from the full effect of jeff,” Professor Jeff Jefferson told Xenonion, adding: “But because the jeff sinks are themselves affected by levels of jeff, we’re seeing jeffback loops cropping up jefft, right and center.”

Modelling from aggregate data firm JeffWatch corroborated this, showing jeff rates hitting an alarming highly level of 411ppj (parts per jeff) as early as Jeffcember 2254.

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“I’m watching to see what happens with baited jeff,” Projeffor Jefferson continued, “those levels of jeff mean that jeff sinks currently storing jeff are in jeffardy, leading to exponential jeff.”

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