12 Things That Are Terrifying AF When You're A Xenophobe

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Written By Ashley Easterbrook
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Warning: May contain images some xenophobes find distressing.

1. WHAT EVEN IS IT?!

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2. OMG WHAT THE HELL

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3. AAAAAGGGH DON’T LOOK IN ITS ONE EYE

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4. OH WHAT THE F*CK IT HAS ONE EYE BUT IS FEATHERED

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5. WTF MORE FEATHERS?! LITERALLY SHAKING RN

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6. EVERY IMAGE IS A FRESH NEW HELL AND I WANT IT TO STOP

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7. NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

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8. WHOLE PLUME OF NOPE

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9. *SCREAMS*

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10. AJAH;FJSDSDJ;FJDDF THIS LONG HORSO WILL HAUNT ME FOREVER

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11. ITS BEAUTY IS TERRIFYING

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12. *SCREAMS AGAIN*

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Ashley Easterbrook

Name: Ashley Easterbrook

AKA: /u/ipser

Species: Blorg

Award winning journalist, former president of the Blorg Commonality and runner up in ‘Blorg’s Next Top Fungoid’, Ashley Easterbrook joined the Comet News Network in 2111 as chief political correspondent. Aged 160, Ashley’s sturdy flagella bring decades of experience and tasty tacos to the news team.

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