New evidence from a Vultaum dig site shows that the extinct species not only believed the universe was a computer simulation, but also that the program was operated by an omnipotent teenager wielding an all-powerful 'console command' function. What do you think?
“I guess that would explain the cluster where all the systems are named ‘LOLN00B.’”
“Can these omnipotent overlords perhaps console command my marriage back
together?”
“This can’t be a simulation. No computer
program could be so cruel.”
